"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
love makes seman taste better
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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