Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.