i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
May the power of my ass compel you!!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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