Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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