Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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