I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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