His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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