you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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