Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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