im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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