After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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