I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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