I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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