You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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