i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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