youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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