Nicole vs. Life
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize