Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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