If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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