hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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