So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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