lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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