I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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