mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she looked like the before picture.
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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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