He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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