you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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