Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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