he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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