Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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