how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Let's paint friendship bongs
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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