69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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