even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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