No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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