He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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