I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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