She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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