How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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