I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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