I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They took my balls.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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