Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake