i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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