Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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