sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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