SEEEEXXX PLEASE
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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