I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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