the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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