break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
