New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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