well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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