Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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