I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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