wakey wakey hands off snakey
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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