I wish I only lived at night.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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