okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
