Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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