Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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