i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
