Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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