you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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