I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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