Do vagina's smell?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
