you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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